Just after I passed by a woman who was selling Big Issue magazine earlier, I heard another woman say loudly (and clearly within earshot of the vendor),
Fucking hell, she's got a gold tooth, and she's selling the Big Issue? How do you work that one out??
Well, where to start?
How about something like, gold teeth and homelessness aren't mutually exclusive?
Yep, that'll do. Not too difficult, was it?