These are not the bananas I'm looking for.
The ones I'm looking for were in focus, for one thing. No, these are a new purchase, in order to address the mystery banana-deficit which recently occurred - and which has yet to be solved.
And (as well as starting a sentence with such a word) I ask again the question (only this time with swearwords as a necessary intensifier):
HOW THE SHITTING CRIKEY CAN YOU LOSE A BUNCH OF BANANAS?
In bold type, as well.