It's getting silly.
Earlier today, passing a bank or building society, I read an advert which, to me at least, read
Give your child the gift of starving
WHAT??? Was my immediate response, before I reread and saw that it was actually
Give your child the gift of saving
I'm not even trying to make this stuff up, this was as much of a genuine misreading as the many others that I've posted. What it says about me, well...