Sent

My mobile stores the last 25 text messages I've sent. Here they are (less than 25 in fact - that's due to messages which have failed to send) - some are to the same person regarding the same subject, but I thought it better to leave any further context out of it so that you can make your own narrative should you so wish. They are in order of sending though, the earliest first:

*Anything on or you just having a sit down?*

*Stop avoiding the question*

*What is it?*

*Stick with it son*

*Did they rock? Do you need counselling? Which one is your fave? So many questions...*

*What a price to pay for love...*

*A bit of SPK might do the trick*

*Is tonight the night that two become one?*

*Don't remember that one*

*Paws duly crossed. Miaow*

*Oh good, v glad to hear it. Ta for letting me know*

*Yes for a bit. You?*

*See you there*

*Ok, bring drumsticks*

*Aye, will do*

*Ok*

*Yep*

*You in tonight, or are you FUCKING OFF OUT AGAIN?*

*ALRIGHT TWATFACE, I MIGHT NOT RING YOU IN A FUCKING BIT THEN*

*Correct, you start tomorrow morning if that's ok*

*How is the little furry feller?*

*No worries. Just fed him earlier, seems content enough*