Saturday, 8 October 2011

Woo-hoo!

I've been a busy bee today, but here was a strange interlude a little earlier on..

I was out on the high street, drawing my life savings out of the nearest ATM so that I could afford a coffee before hyperinflation really kicks in (including emergency savings so that I could afford a shot of vanilla with it), when suddenly I heard what sounded like an expression of absolute glee.

"WooHOOO!!"

I turned round, eyebrow raised, to see a little old lady walking past. Must have been her, I thought, there was no-one else nearby. She eyed me with a look of vague melancholy, and I turned back to stuff my wallet with the increasingly-devalued paper money spewing its way out of the ATM.

Hang on, I thought? WTF? Why would an old lady be whooping for joy like that? I wondered if I'd imagined it, when suddenly -

"WOOHOOOO!!!"

I spun round to see the same old lady walking a little further past, but still close enough for her to have caught my reaction. She looked at me with that same hint of melancholy, stopped, fished a handkerchief out of her pocket and blew her nose.

I was wondering whether I should tell her she had the most joyful, life-affirming sneeze I had ever heard. I thought better of it though, for fear of it sounding a little weird.

She shuffled on, and I went for my barely-affordable coffee.

5 comments:

Fire Byrd said...

er.. what shall I say, er.. don't know, er.. I'll go away again then
Oh except your word ver is DINGS, which fits in better with this post than I've managed!
x

Zhoen said...

That made me laugh. Sad lady has happy sneeze.

Sophia said...

Awww...love this. Thanks for sharing. Little blessings in simple "disguises". Hee :) xx

Reading the Signs said...

:)

ejenne said...

I hope you enjoyed your last coffee