A while ago I posted words to the effect of how I keep reading headlines, notices, billboard ads - any text of any kind - wrongly, especially if it's just in passing.
Well since that post, it hasn't really happened, and I wondered if my having written about it may have somehow served to stop it happening.
No, since it happened today as I was on the train to London, and saw a little litter notice just under the window: which, according to my eyes at least, read
Please help keep your brain tidy
If only I could...if only I could.